This weekend’s spa soak found us once again solving world problems by means of logic, common sense, and positive thinking in the face of current events. No, really.
KIM: So if the economy crashes again, we should have a realistic idea what we might do.
ME: Realistically, a van down by the river would be a plan. No problemo, baby, I’d live under a bridge with you.
KIM: Or how about an Airstream? We could get a cool antique truck to pull it with.
ME:
KIM: What?
ME: You need to focus.
He knows I’m serious about the “whither thou goest” schtick, though, partly because we were in the bathtub when I said it and he always tells me you can’t lie to somebody when you’re naked.
Also, Headline Checker App, I didn’t appreciate my low grade on this one and I’m not sure your management style meshes with our goals at present, so buh-bye. Who needs that kind of negativity … jeez.
Playing for Time 
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